A while back I wrote that “lurking was disconcerting”. Today I’m here to tell you that hovering is downright bothering! For this reason, among others, I have commenced learning the books of the Bible. I am not permitted to pick up the sharp, pointy stick until I have chanted all 66 books and am usually sufficiently calmed by about Malachi. It’s a great strategy to prolong Rob’s life and has the added benefit of being quite useful at bible study. If, however, we get to revelations then a swift text to Ben will do the trick. The offending skulker is whisked away for a couple of hours and gets to live another day. #alzheimerssucks #strategies #yayBen @sattini_lamborghini