Yesterday “someone” sat at the helm of Monkey Joe Speak and tampered with the system. I suspect the chair was too soft, the computer too hard but the paperwork was “just right” and that same someone took said paperwork and set up an elaborate mystery puzzle that I was tasked with unraveling upon my return. There were liberal swathes of paperwork all over the house. Let’s face it, “hide and seek” with your bills is far much more fun than actually working. “Someone” also broke into my secret candy stash and the message was clear “nothing is sacred.” I feel like the note I left for future recons was clear and to the point. Hopefully that will do the trick since the door cannot be locked. PS I suspect it is the same someone that spread the contents of the “emergency hospice box” all over the kitchen #morphineinthefruitbasket #oxynearthesink #consideringhandcuffs #nowhiddenintherice #howtoruinherohm